That did it for me. I've heard about this
So it's time: I declare a War on Christmas!
Come on, people, we can do this! We'll start with the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center. Let's bring that crashing down on the ice-skating rink, which is clearly another Christian assault on our culture. Where are the great Jewish ice skaters, the great Muslim hockey players, the great Buddhist zamboni drivers? After that, we'll attack with our menorahs, which make great weapons for stabbing out the eyes of Christians, especially if they're all standing right next to one another. Onward to victory! We can do this!
*This is not news to people who know me.
**The word of the year, according to Oxford's U.S. dictionary program.
***I'm an atheist, but I celebrate Christmas with my appropriately non-religious family.